Thus reads the actual headline of a must-read article found here (among myriad other places). The moral of this story? If you’re busily minding other peoples’ business, you’re not watching where you’re going.
The Force (of Irony) is strong in this one: if the lawmaker in question, Maryland’s Don H. Dwyer Jr, is found guilty of a crime for smashing his own boat into a boatload of innocent bystanders, he may find himself ousted from office by a law that he wrote. I said “Ha Ha.”



