Well, the cat’s out of the bag, so we might as well ‘fess up! Rick Santorum, one-time Presidential candidate from the crazy white men’s… er, check that… the Republican party, went on the tv machine, and blew (sorry… it IS Santorum, after all) the lid off the deepest, darkest secret of the 2012 election. As reported over at the Daily Currant, Santorum told a major news outlet that homosexuals had stolen the election. He wasn’t sure just how, but was certain there were some slippery goings on that shafted the crazy white men’s… oops, sorry, Republican Party.
Well, since the truth’s out, we might as well confess. We did it. Yep, a few of us homo-queer-bois got together last Monday afternoon and decided we simply couldn’t let anyone nick-named “Mittens” be a President. A drag queen, maybe, but not a President.
We put the homosexual agenda aside, and focused like a laser on the election, less than 12 hours away.
