Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon! Everybody loves bacon (well almost everybody), and to add to our collection of sexual enjoyableness, I discovered this…
Boink N Oink, which may be the answer to continually refilling the collection, especially, if new life is needed in the bedroom ;).
So what else are bacon-crazed lovers supposed to do? Take something you need, something you want, put them in a bottle, and squeeze.
The bacon-flavored lube (slogan: Get Hog Wet & Wild™!) supposedly “tastes like sweet, sizzlin’ bacon with no bitter aftertaste.” Does bacon have a bitter aftertaste?
It’s also, “silky smooth, sugar-free, colorless, non-staining, and [the] latex friendly formula is sure to have the bacon lover in your life squealing with pleasure.” They seem to be suggesting that all parties like bacon, which seems sensible, since this is lube, and lube goes everywhere.
The Boink N’ Oink website also advertises its product as kosher. It does not, however, say vegan, so until they introduce a “Now Vegan” version, this is probably not something to bring of your date eschews all animal products. Plus the smell of bacon is unlikely to make them swoon. You’ve been warned.