Yesterday Fabulous Ellen devoted part of her show to talking about the Boy Scouts recent decision to postpone the vote on the gay ban until may.
“The Girl Scouts accept gay members, they don’t discriminate, and neither do their cookies. They make each and every one of us gain 10 pounds.”
She noted what most of us have always known, even with the ban there have been gays in the Scouts all along!
“They won’t let their members be gay, well, openly gay anyway, but they’re letting them wear neckerchiefs and green short shorts.”

Go Ellen! Always sensible and to the point.