So I’m making good use of my vacation days this week and I took in another gay movie this week. I’m not going to lie, Longhorns, directed my David Lewis, was really bad. The writing was weak, the story line was weak, and most of they guys were 7′s at best. One thing Longhorns wasn’t short on though was full frontal nudity! Yeeeaah baby!!!
As a society, we’ve demanded and exploited the female body in every medium known to civilized culture. Women actresses are expected to show their boobs and vaginas and we see the full female form all the time. Don’t get me wrong, I am not anti-boobs. I am very pro nudity and very pro the human body. I just think women have borne the brunt of fulfilling our exhibitionist societal needs for a long time and I applaud any effort, especially in film, to bring more male frontal nudity to the big (pardon the pun) screen.
I think it’d bold and brave for actors to show their junk for the camera and it sure does go good with popcorn when you kicking back watching a gay flick. You’re lucky to get one male schlong for a split second in a movie, even in this modern-day and age, but Longhorns goes above and beyond. There are no less than THREE different guys in three different scenes who let it all hang out. My favorite penis would be Jacob Newton’s. Just in case you were wondering. :-)